Look, I'm Not Cool

I really enjoy my HTML whiz-kid friends bc they can make silly titled links to their personal Q & As. I also enjoy sun tea. Love me tender.





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1. What is the geekiest part of your music collection?
Bad Boy Bill Bangin' the Box vol 4 - the resale value isn't very impressive

2. What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night?
Pesto.. or spagetti... or when I'm desperate macaroni/cheese mixed with leftover manwich mix


3. What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?
Emma Watson totally got me in Breaking the Wave (Breaking Waves? Or Something?)


4. If you could have plastic surgery, what would you havedone?
I have fantasized about long legs. Aside from that a personal drill sargent would be appreciated.

5. Do you have a completely irrational fear?
Thee menus of the following restaurants; Applebee's, Logan's, O'Charley's, IHOP, Great Steak & Potato Co, ALL Chinese buffets, and Denny's


6. What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moment? Touching my hair
7. Are you a pyromaniac? that phase has passed

8. Do you have too many love interests? not so much

9. Do you know anyone famous? Famous is such a broad term. Many rolling film credits list a Wong. I'm sure I'm related to one of them.


10. Describe your bed: My basement oasis.

11. Spontaneous or planned? I don't really like to canoe without a paddle.

12. Who should play you in a movie about your life? Marissa Tomei circa My Cousin Vinny
13. Do you know how to play poker? Not well enough to brag.

14. What do you carry with you at all times? My voicemail machine (a strong signal is rare), sunglasses, glue stick sized cocoa butter stick, and nail file

15. What do you miss most about being a kid? relishing every day

16. Are you happy with your given name? it's double eighties. I would have preferred Mandaville

17. How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year? Being that I don't have a lot of money it has lost importance to me. I wouldn't give up the internet. I require it.

18. What colour is your bedroom? blue


19. What was the last song you were listening to? track 6 off Something Corporate's North

20. Have you ever been in a play? nay

21. Have you ever been in love? yay

22. Do you talk a lot? Yes and I don't know if it's a bad thing.

23. Do you like yourself and believe in yourself? Yes and you should too!

24. Do transient, homeless, or starving people sometimes annoy you? Weeding out pathetic, nutty veterans, yes, those people IRRITATE me. Also, slow cashiers.

26. Do you spend more time with your partner or your friends? My partner.

27. What is your ideal marriage location? Outside but hey, you win some, you lose some.

28. Which musical instrument do you wish you could play? piano

29. Favourite fabric? Not very luxurious but I do rather enjoy a jersey knit cotton tee

31. What kind of bedding do you use? cotton but I want high thread count for a wedding gift. *registers

32. Do you tell your friends about your sex life? Not the gritty details.

33. What's the one language you want to learn? French?

34. How do you eat an apple? No true plan of action.

35. What do you order at a bar? pint o' beer

36. Have you ever pierced your body parts? My belly button but it wasn't worth the fourty bucks. Even Christina Aquilera took hers out.


37. Do you have tattoos? The new tattoo is no tattoo

38. "Mystery Question!" ? I recently disclosed to Vince that my 6th grade homeroom was the "mentally handicapped room." I don't know how we were sorted into classrooms but I'm assuming us "Ws" and Zs" are clearance bin in the world of alphabetical organization. We were lumped into this corner classroom with half a dozen severely autistic preteens and their full time supervisors.

39. Can you drive a manual car? I can stall a manual car.

40. What's one trait you hate in a person? Pathelogical liar. Spoiled princess. Egotistical imbecile. Doesn't register sarcasm.

41. What kind of watch do you have? bah.


42. Most frivolous purchase? I don't own anything frivolous. I am fantasizing about an iPod purchase. That's all I want. I would be very, very excited to own one.

43. Do you consider yourself materialistic? Now I do. I'm devastated right now that I don't have an iPod to brag about. 20GIG!

44. What do you cook the best? Call me about a mean Vegetarian Greek Lasagna

45. Favourite writing instrument? Clicky Blue Bics

46. Do you prefer to stand out or blend in? stand out

47. Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex? I don't really feel the need. I like lotion, tight jeans, and boobs.

48. What's the one car you will never buy? SUV. Sport Utility Vehicles are against everything I believe.


49. What kind of movies do you watch? Scary movies and movies about people.

50. If you won the lottery, what would you do? Buy ten iPods to fulfill my craving. Then I would buy a jetta and plug in my iPod. A condo purchase would be in order. Maybe I would have a cell phone tower installed

51. Burial or cremation? Cremation.

52. How many online journals do you read regularly? My friends.

53. What's one thing you're a sore loser at? Scrabble. Jay Kay ElOhEL I like losing to Vince because I'm a woman and men are smarter.

54. If you don't like a person, how do you show it? Talking a lot of shit.

55. Do you cry in front of your friends? Not since Chic.

56. What kind of first impression do you think you give to people? Loud, silly girl.

57. What's one thing you like to do alone? Drive.

58. Are you a giver or a taker? I feel after a series of gives a balance must be achieved.

59. When's the last time you cried? It wasn't important enough to note.

60. Favourite communication method? Talk and Text is runner up.

61. How many drinks before you're tipsy? like two.

62. Do you think you're cute? That's an understatement.

63. Do you have problems changing clothes in front of friends? I think a third of my coworkers have seen my vagina.